man, i really wish i had a penis
went to LA rising today was watching this guy prepare to smoke a blunt right in front of me and i wanted in on the action so i was just staring, willing him to offer some to me eventually he noticed and was like “…do you want some?” me being the mooch i am obviously said yeah a few minutes later my mum got back from the bathroom and was like “anyone else get hit on by a...
soooo i go to a house near campus tonight lookin for shmalc and good times first thing i see is a guy in a red glee shirt so i’m like dude, AWESOME shirt!!!!! way too enthusiastically and he just looks at me and i realize it’s just a red element shirt AKA one of the most common shirts EVER so i’m just like…it’s cool…it’s all red n stuff whatever, i...
jesincase: Come What May - Moulin Rouge Never...
just had the MOST intense nosebleed of my entire life it felt like i was getting my period through my nose which is a really gross idea but the blood just kept coming
following all these stoner blogs is great fun except for when i don’t have any weed like now wah wah wah
voldemort is pretty hot in a suit
you could probably cook an egg on my thighs
darren criss is seriously invading the world and conquering it bit by bit good thing i like him you can invade and conquer me anytime, d.
would you like them in a bong? would you like them...
no i would not like them in a bong, i would not like them all day long!
dreams of seducing my old karate sensei and having threesomes with darren criss. also apparently i asked darren to read/evaluate my hp fanfiction? but i accidentally left smut in there and it was embarrassing. no i don’t write fanfiction (anymore) or smut (ever). i think my subconscious is trying to tell me i need to get laid.