August 2011
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man, i really wish i had a penis
July 2011
122 posts
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went to LA rising today
was watching this guy prepare to smoke a blunt right in front of me and i wanted in on the action so i was just staring, willing him to offer some to me
eventually he noticed and was like “…do you want some?”
me being the mooch i am obviously said yeah
a few minutes later my mum got back from the bathroom and was like “anyone else get hit on by a...
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soooo i go to a house near campus tonight lookin for shmalc and good times
first thing i see is a guy in a red glee shirt so i’m like
dude, AWESOME shirt!!!!!
way too enthusiastically
and he just looks at me
and i realize it’s just a red element shirt
AKA one of the most common shirts EVER
so i’m just like…it’s cool…it’s all red n stuff
whatever, i...
jesincase:
Come What May - Moulin Rouge
Never...
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just had the MOST intense nosebleed of my entire life
it felt like i was getting my period through my nose
which is a really gross idea
but the blood just kept coming
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following all these stoner blogs is great fun
except for when i don’t have any weed
like now
wah wah wah
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voldemort is pretty hot in a suit
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you could probably cook an egg on my thighs
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darren criss is seriously invading the world and conquering it bit by bit
good thing i like him
you can invade and conquer me anytime, d.
summernightdreamin.tumblr.com
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would you like them in a bong? would you like them...
no i would not like them in a bong, i would not like them all day long!
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dreams of seducing my old karate sensei and having threesomes with darren criss.
also apparently i asked darren to read/evaluate my hp fanfiction? but i accidentally left smut in there and it was embarrassing.
no i don’t write fanfiction (anymore) or smut (ever).
i think my subconscious is trying to tell me i need to get laid.
